At first, NOTHING popped into my mind for this week's spoonful. But then, eureka! I reflected that THING is the least descriptive noun in the English language. I decided to challenge YOU, my readers, to banish THING in any of its forms from the following sentences (and from all your writing). If you dare, please share your creative, descriptive replacement sentences in the comments section!


1.) Eek! It's a THING!

2.) I can't wait to hear about the THING you saw last night. 

3.) What a remarkable THING that is. 

4.) Please bring SOMETHING, ANYTHING to make this party fun.

5.) Let me describe this animal to you. It's a THING!

6.) John brought chairs, blankets, and THINGS to the beach. 

Have oodles of fun with this! My next Spoonful of Grammar will be about SOMETHING else, I promise you. 

Take care,
Laura Fineberg Cooper 

 JUST creeps into all kinds of writing, making it tentative, passive, and dull. If you challenge yourself to search and replace JUST before submitting your final drafts, your readers will thank you! Let's review five JUST-infected sentences to prove this point.

1. I just wanted to say that I love dogs. 
JUST isn't the only problem in this sentence. Go ahead and shout from the rooftops: I love dogs! 

2. My dog Honey just finished her breakfast. 
It would more active and appealing to write this: My dog Honey finished her breakfast and is sniffing around for more food. 

3. Marilyn was just about to take a walk when the phone rang. 
JUST. PLAIN. BLAH! How about this instead? Marilyn had one foot out the door when the phone rang. Which sentence do you prefer? 

4. Dinner is just about ready. 
Here, JUST ABOUT could be replaced with almost or nearly. For clarity, however, I vote for Dinner will be ready in 5 minutes. 

5. Juanita felt just about ready to explode.
There are more descriptive ways you could write that sentence. Two options include Juanita's anger simmered, ready to bubble over at any moment or the straightforward and bold choice, Juanita exploded.

Whether your writing style is descriptive, active, straightforward, or meandering, don't let JUST infect your essays, stories, or speeches!

That's a wrap for today's spoonful. Until next Sunday, be safe, be happy, be creative, and be kind. 
​
Laura Fineberg Cooper

A Spoonful of Grammar is thrilled to be back! Since we've been APART for nearly two months, it feels appropriate to review the many meanings of APART in this short, sweet return spoonful.
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Definition #1: away from or separated by a distance
Erin feared living too far apart from her family.

Definition #2: at a distance or off to the side
Aaron stood 6-feet apart from the kids who were clustered together. 

Definition #3: shattered
An airplane was purposely blown apart in the movie My Spy. 

Definition #4: (with from) except
Everyone complied with the rules, apart from Mr. Mills. 

Definition #5: (with from) indistinguishable
The Thompson twins were extremely hard to tell apart. 

You may be wondering, "Are APART and A PART interchangeable?" The short answer is NO! 

A PART is comprised of two words and most commonly refers to part of a whole. Here's a good rule of thumb: if you can use the word PART, you can usually substitute A PART. My parting wish is that you and your families remain happy and safe during this challenging time. 

Sincerely,
Laura Fineberg Cooper